shit storm.

winter brings out the truth in new york. contrary to popular belief, new york in the winter isn’t beautiful and mystical-looking. it’s shit colored slush, black ice, car accidents, and generally, a city in a bad fucking mood.

it all starts off with a pissed off brigade of children of all ages. no snow day, the city gets no peace. nazi principals forget this year after year,and open school, just to close it by 3rd period. that’s how it works in high school anyway. private elementary schools almost always close, teachers are too mad and underpaid to shovel out their cars and risk their lives driving 3 blocks to school. public school kids bitch because the apocalypse wouldn’t even shut down school.

how do i know all of this you ask ? pure experience.

so naturally when it came to school this week, i had a very fuck this shit attitude. monday i went in, same as always. tuesday, i had a slight relapse of my weekend-long illness, which coincidentally all my friends had. so we stayed home and had a mental health day of sorts. wednesday, we were sure of having a fucking snow day. but being that my principal is king of having a stick up his ass, we had to go in. nevermind the fact it was hailing so ridiculously hard, you could die. okay, maybe not die. but when you have to go between two buildings during a hail storm, it feels like it. so when we got sent home after 3rd period, needless to say i was more than thankful. but god decided to smite me and walking around in the hail got me sicker. so here i am, dying. why? because of the fucking hail. fuck you mother nature, you cunt sucking whore.

i needed to get that out of my system.

so this is how i’m gonna start winter break. dying of whatever it is that i have. which has also robbed my ability to taste. there’s just no winning. i’m gonna go get the most powerful drugs possible tomorrow, so that i can be better for the big guido convention i’m being taken to on sunday. more on that tomorrow.

angie abaddon.